Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 13 hours ago

thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.

(Source: pedalfar)

Posted 14 hours ago

terrasmoon:

This is more fitting.

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago

iguanamouth:

image

Oh my g look at this cutie

get this bird into a seat of political power

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago

gpgay:

Ice Age 14: The Great Depression

Posted 15 hours ago

the-doctors-dinobot:

Five Nights At Freddy’s get so intense on night 6

Posted 15 hours ago

paxamericana:

Happening right now.

Posted 15 hours ago
  1. Drake: You... you don't hate me?
  2. Nicki Minaj: You idiot! That's all in your head.
  3. Drake: But... I hate myself.
  4. Rihanna: Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.
  5. Drake: I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...
  6. Beyoncé: If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.
  7. Drake: I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!
  8. Nicki Minaj: Congratulations!
  9. Rihanna: Congratulations!
  10. Beyoncé: Congratulations!
  11. Lil Wayne: Congratulations!
  12. Jay Z: Congratulations!
  13. A$AP Rocky: Congratulations!
  14. Jhene Aiko: Congratulations!
  15. Kanye West: Congratulations!
  16. DJ Khaled: Congratulations!
  17. Birdman: Congratulations!
  18. Nebby: Congratulations!
  19. Sandi Graham: Congratulations!
  20. Drake: Thank you!
Posted 15 hours ago

talkshitnojutsu:

natnovna:

drake just wrote his whole next album sitting in that chair 

image

Posted 15 hours ago

arcanewinter:

huntersonahotelbed:

oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

"Word has made 436 replacements."

"That sounds right."

Posted 15 hours ago

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

(Source: exploudinme)

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago