Posted 41 minutes ago

yamame-edamame:

zandhand:

zandhand:

zandhand:

why does this archangel look like a touhou character

i mean

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leaked image of the final boss for touhou 15

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that literally says Touhou Asshole

Posted 43 minutes ago

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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Posted 22 hours ago

scotsmcall:

when you follow someone and they follow back immediately

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Posted 22 hours ago

agendr:

nurato:

Not all men are

as straight as me. Im so heterosexual that i cant go 10 minutes without looking at a séxy lady or else i’ll pass out! Whenever i look a man in the eye on accident i make the sign of the cross over my chest and whisper “no homo.” Boy do i love sports and and hot women. My girlfriend ditched me because i cant stand within 5 feet of another man. I am so alone

(Source: hammerhai)

Posted 22 hours ago
iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

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(Source: misterpaulito)

Posted 22 hours ago

do-you-have-a-flag:

imagine an episode of night vale where nothing is ominous or strange or conspiracy filled or magic and cecil just reads normal town stuff and the actual traffic and a normal ad from sponsors and the weather is ACTUALLY A WEATHER REPORT and then you hear the door open and two cecils talking and it turns out this entire time it’s just been an owl with the ability to steal people’s voices had hijacked the show and cecil shoos it out the window of the station with a broom

Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 22 hours ago

oldbore:

we are not running a naruto themed bed & breakfast

(Source: hiccupkin)

Posted 23 hours ago

swarnpert:

what if instead of a thunderbolt voldemort put a dick on harrys forehead

Posted 23 hours ago
Posted 23 hours ago
  1. taco bell employee: how are you today?
  2. me: crunchwrap supreme
Posted 23 hours ago

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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(Source: gentleguineapig)

Posted 23 hours ago

liquidfilth:

reblog, then click and drag snake so he can infiltrate your blog

Posted 23 hours ago

swerveycorps:

hoshi-chii:

swerveycorps:

swerveycorps:

what do you call your skeleton brother

bonii-chan

Please turn off your computer until you have learned to make good puns.

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Posted 23 hours ago

gothpornstar:

weloveshortvideos:

When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

Vine by MeechOnMars

DAMN SON TOO REAL