Posted 1 hour ago

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

Posted 1 hour ago

empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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Posted 1 hour ago

vineweaver:

Video games are so weird. Hey you just killed a giant goat man, have a pair of shoes you’re not intelligent enough to wear.

Posted 1 hour ago
slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

Posted 1 hour ago

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

actualdemon:

My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.

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Your URL just makes this 10,000x better

Posted 1 hour ago

xsista:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

The most accurate representation of math I’ve seen yet.

(Source: spoopypoops)

Posted 1 hour ago

andrewbelami:

All u need for this back to school season

Posted 2 hours ago
  1. Me: my anaconda don't
  2. Me: my anaconda don't
  3. Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow
Posted 2 hours ago

coelasquid:

starpulses:

Nintendo confirmed today that if you pre-order Super Smash Bros for the 3DS at any Target store, it’ll come with an exclusive Zero Suit DLC alt costume for Wario!

Even Wario has enough fashion sense to know the Rocket heels are ugly and clashy as hell.

(Source: blargargyblargargoo3.deviantart.com)

Posted 2 hours ago

janearts:

I’m kidding THIS is my favourite screenshot.

Posted 2 hours ago

kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.

(Source: joeydeangelis)

Posted 2 hours ago

mrrobotico:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

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and he hasn’t messaged me back since

I still do this

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I CANTTT

Posted 2 hours ago
dennys:

COMPUTER: DISPENS THE PORK!

dennys:

COMPUTER: DISPENS THE PORK!

Posted 2 hours ago

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

Posted 2 hours ago
goddess3:

maxipaddles:

christmas death 2001

I should never have children because im laughing so god damn hard i have 0 motherly instincts

goddess3:

maxipaddles:

christmas death 2001

I should never have children because im laughing so god damn hard i have 0 motherly instincts