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cyraken:

tootricky:

love bird has a wash (source)

I love watching birds priss around a stream of water like “Eeeh I wanna be clean but I don’t wanna be wet  but I wanna play inthe water maybe I should just put my head i-oh man that was a mistake *SHAKESHAKESHAKE* “

Posted 1 hour ago

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

Posted 1 hour ago

beanseller:

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team aqua is still better than team magma

Posted 3 hours ago
  1. parents: "schools easy"
  2. me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  3. parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
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drjotarokujo:

when you meet someone cool

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when that person thinks you’re cool

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when you become cool friends with that person

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when you do cool stuff together

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(Source: jotatochip)

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Posted 5 hours ago

questionaldeath:

mishapies:

What the fuck is going on in the sonic fandom

Jesus

Posted 5 hours ago
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lunarshinobi:

reallyfoxnews:

Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

The brunette part is really important.

Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Brunettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.

And as for redheads.

You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.

Posted 5 hours ago

gryffindorgeek7777:

mad-piper-with-a-box:

thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?

So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.

If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.

Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.

And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

bewbin:

i win 

(Source: bewbin)

Posted 5 hours ago
irlyandere:

Been waiting a year to post this.

irlyandere:

Been waiting a year to post this.

(Source: irlyandere)