Posted 14 hours ago

zepzepsbizarreadventure:

metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

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(Source: rhinse)

Posted 14 hours ago

sasgalula:

thepagejakeenglish:

thepagejakeenglish:

Welcome to a new era kiddos.

It tasted like water, if you were wondering

what has the world come too

Posted 14 hours ago

shsltoasterlord:

nue:

nue:

what word in the english language is always spelled wrong

wrong

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(Source: nuemoved)

Posted 14 hours ago

raveninthevoid:

princesshollyofthesouthernisles:

rileylaroux:

mistahgrundy:

ca-tsuka:

"Disney Villains Perfume" by japanese artist Ruby Spark.

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i saw that one was missing

THE LAST ONE

Posted 14 hours ago
laughburnscalories:

me trying to reach my goals in life

laughburnscalories:

me trying to reach my goals in life

(Source: primegifs)

Posted 14 hours ago

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

Posted 14 hours ago

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

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fuocogo:

glubblub:

god this fucking person

another vine i’m going to accidentally watch 100 times 

(Source: vine.co)

Posted 14 hours ago

At the grocery store

  1. Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  2. Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  3. Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  4. Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  5. Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  6. Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.
Posted 14 hours ago

radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

Posted 14 hours ago

blindbeards0llux:

"hey man can i borrow your phone"

"yes, mortal. you may borrow my B O N E P H O N E."

(Source: steven-stoned)

Posted 14 hours ago

robot-wank:

dr—wizard:

nickfuckface:

halloween2007:

drunkonfanfiction:

fedorathexplorer:

superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY

me: throws you into a locker

Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.

What is this

embarrassment incarnate

Jesus christ

Posted 14 hours ago

skullinski:

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this girl has some hella fine legs right?

right?

RIGHT?

R I G H T?

WRONG

it’s albert einstein

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(Source: lydiasparrish)