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She tried it lmfaooo
Oh my goddddddd
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how to fast travel: down nyquil and sleep on the public bus
tried to do this and saw a man sitting in the back dead ass eating an entire whole cucumber and remembered i cant fast travel with enemies nearby
(Source: eliteknightcats)
i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here
this is still the best ditty.it ever made
(Source: deceptipup)
This is EXACTLY what happens when Men fight for the first time!
EXACTLY!
The Man Switch gets turned from OFF to ON.
So, for all you Men out there……
Turn on your Man Switch!
Visit a fight gym and take a free class!
Fight!
It will change you FOREVER!
Train and fight!
Always seek Manliness!
WarriorMale
I can’t believe @warriormale can find fighting analogies in something so adorable, and yet it be true.
Does my dude have a built in fight-detector that picks up anything that can be related to combat so he can rush to the scene and cheer them on?
Absolutely!
When the Man Switch is turned ON, this “fight-detector” starts to function!’
When Men fight, they want more Manliness.
So when they see a guy that looks like a fighter, they want to fight him!
Fighting produces and nurtures Manliness.
Self Control kicks in but that desire to fight is always there when that Switch is turned ON.
Fighters LOVE Manliness!
WarriorMale
@warriormale is the threatening encouragement we all need
Wow, I’ve never heard that before!
Thank you!
Threatening Encouragement!
Train and fight!
WarriorMale
(Source: injuries-in-dust)
imagine going through your tumblr experience only knowing komaeda as the fingers in his ass guy. imagine not knowing all the canon things komaeda as done. dude blew up his school to prevent a test from happening. tried to shoot a god. played russian roulette with 5 bullets. threatened to completely disintegrate an entire island. babysat a bunch of maniac kids for basically no reason. cut off his arm. is an absolute gay disaster
THE FINGERS IN HIS ASS GUY DID WHAT
i'm a hotline miami aesthetic blog now fam
